17
Feb
08

Notice to Albuquerque Drivers…

  1. If I want to go 50 in a 35, that’s between me and the cops. Don’t try to “teach me a lesson” by slowing to 15 mph in front of me, or tapping your breaks. That will only make me ride your ass, cut you off, or otherwise harass you in ways that would make Ben Hur blush.
  2. Accelerate into your turn, jackass! If your vehicle needs to come to a complete halt before turning a corner lest the G-forces tear it apart, then it is unfit to be on the road. Or you are. Or both.
  3. Get off my ass and turn off your brights while you’re at it.
  4. Jackasses!

Thank you.
,k

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1 Response to “Notice to Albuquerque Drivers…”


  1. 1 Darcy
    February 20, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    amen to that sister


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